The Dick Album

okay, so my therapist says I am using Postmodern Theory merely so as to avoid what is unpleasant, so in an attempt at self-betterment I hereby present the Underwater Welders album I have been avoiding. To be fair, it only received limited release, and by limited I mean only to the Federal prison system...

The Dick Album

Side A

Penis From Heaven
The Boy's Johnson
Isn't It Gigantic
Hail to the Sheath
Unchain My Part

Side B

Star Spangled Boner
Growin' in the Wind
You're So Veiny
Hooked On An Earring