Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Best Pyramid Ever

I'm working on the best round of final Pyramid of all time. So far I've got:

"a dump and a shower"
Things you shouldn't take at the same time!

Dammit I had another one but I forgot it. Comedy is thankless work. I need nine more!

"jaywalking"
Fetishes that don't have their own website yet!

I remembered! Now just 8 more...

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Dick Album

okay, so my therapist says I am using Postmodern Theory merely so as to avoid what is unpleasant, so in an attempt at self-betterment I hereby present the Underwater Welders album I have been avoiding. To be fair, it only received limited release, and by limited I mean only to the Federal prison system...

The Dick Album

Side A

Penis From Heaven
The Boy's Johnson
Isn't It Gigantic
Hail to the Sheath
Unchain My Part

Side B

Star Spangled Boner
Growin' in the Wind
You're So Veiny
Hooked On An Earring