Words to Weld By

It seems that I'm one of startlingly few sources of information about the Underwater Welders on the web. I hate responsibility (ask anyone), but thought the least I could do was share some of their (more successful) lyrics.

Not All Weathermen Make Bombs

CHORUS:
she’s so hot she makes tornadoes
when a cold front comes along
she’s so hot she bakes potatoes
by staring out at the lawn
she’s hot she clots
my blood she pots
my bud she trots
like a filly in love!

VERSE 1:
The pressure’s high but that’s no indication
of a let up for this stormy situation
my balloon was up but a gale-force wind destroyed it
When it gets this wet I just tilt back my head and enjoy it.

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
Radar beeps all down my spine
her weather’s fine
but it blows my mind

CHORUS

VERSE 2:
The temperature is growing with intention
grabbing the thermometer’s attention
I’m pulling at my tie like it was a buckle
my baby chokes me up while the anchor chuckles

BRIDGE

CHORUS

VERSE 1

BRIDGE




She Saw Me Crying

VERSE 1:
She saw me crying at the used car lot.
No I didn’t say that I cry a lot.
You really ought to listen better.
I bought a stone cold corvette

CHORUS:
does 0 to 60
and then stalls
We can’t have it all,
no we can’t have it all
cause she saw me crying
I was dying
deep inside
She saw me crying
then heard me lie
men don’t cry

VERSE 2:
She bought me bacon with the greasy fat.
Her subconscious thinks that I am crap.
she’s compensating for my tears
she drives but says I should steer

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
She saw me
though I denied it
She saw me
her eyes decided
my sorrow became a relationship crisis
it’s so unfair I don’t even like this

VERSE 1

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