If I Were a Book

If I wrote a book it would be a series of adventures in the men's public restroom. For instance, this guy wants to use his favorite stall, but there's someone in there. He goes back several times during the day, but it's still occupied... and it's the same guy! He can tell by the shoes! Is the guy dead? Dreaming? Does he have the same digestive schedule?

The book is called "The Worse and the Worser"

The movie will be called "Worse than Warsaw"